Ejected from Poetry Class

Rock hard              Paper mate             Scissor run

Somehow I owe a blowjob.

Ah                                   Ah                                   Ah

Ah               Ah               Ah               Ah               Ah               Ah               Ahhhhh

Ah                                   Ah                                   Ah
Head-on, the place where you tinkle

looks like an egg with tiny wrinkles.

5.5 ± 0.25 inches

Standard deviation means

you have a 68% chance of measuring

between only-a-virgin-could-feel-that

and you-seem-to-have-grown-a-baseball-bat.

Cock statistics like dildo brass

pull smoothly from my ass.

Doug Shields